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Tips for the Novice Transsexual
by Aaron Kendall
Tips for women who become men
- Homosexuality is less of an option at this point, unless you like the idea of being tied in barbed wire and pistol-whipped by a group of homophobes.
- When hanging around your new male friends, do not follow their comment "nice ass" about a passing woman with the comment "nice shoes".
- In order to gain popularity around your new male friends, display your promiscuity by holding up a picture of your previous self and say "I bagged this chick so many times, and she kept asking for more." The best part is that if you masturbated as a woman, it will be a half-truth, so you won't really be lying.
- Men in your past that you referred to as pigs are now just plain "assholes".
- Switch your love of Cosmopolitan magazine to hate. From now on, it won't aid you; it will only get you in trouble.
Tips for men who become women
Tips for women who become men
Tips for both
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