Coping With Your Whiteness
Requiring no prerequisites except a love of Spike Lee movies and a photograph of the inside of an election booth showing Jesse Jackson selected for president, this course is suitable for both white and non-white students.
White students, though part of the oppressive majority, have the opportunity to renounce their race for the good of those less fortunate. The phrase "for the good of those less fortunate" is just one of many rationalizations you'll learn to mask your real goal: to put a nice, snug political leash around the necks of blacks, hispanics, and other races willing to accept your rule.
Students will be expected to complete a 35 page report detailing the slaughter and devastation perpetrated by the white race, and how the white student herself necessarily played a vital role in that devastation. Part of the report will include an oral portion, in which the student will be required to lick the boots of an angry black welfare recipient.
Non-white students will be given a different final examination that emphasizes the techniques of turning white guilt into government handouts.
