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Bleeding Heart Liberal Arts
by Jason Roth
Quantum Economics for Sociology Majors
This course applies the modern quantum mechanical principles of non-identity to the economic theories of Karl Marx and Al Gore. The premise of the course is that as long as you keep tax rates rising, it will be impossible for anyone to measure them and figure out what the hell you're up to.
We will further apply quantum theory to the fundamental principle of economics, namely, the redistribution of income. Students will learn the required self-deceptions behind the idea that as long as you don't identify the people whose property you are confiscating, they won't exist.
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