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12 Things Kids Can Do in the War Against Terrorism
by Jason Roth
- Put a towel on your head and make a funny face.
- Build a Lego cave and step on it.
- Send a crayon drawing of a pin-up girl with big boobies to a US Army soldier.
- Stockpile spitballs.
- Scribble on a map of Afghanistan.
- Go on a hunger strike (but just with Brussels sprouts).
- Perform "Mary Had a Little Lamb" for charity.
- Write "Allah sucks" on the bathroom wall.
- Report suspicious odors from your little brother to the authorities.
- Tell your parents that in order to stay extra vigilante during the latest FBI warning, you'll need to stay up past your bedtime.
- Write a letter to a Afghan child explaining how their country will be annihilated if they don't hand over bin Laden immediately and completely dismantle their terrorist networks.
- Assert your freedom with an "I Hate School" T-shirt. (Otherwise, the terrorists will have won.)
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