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How to Take Orders and Release Your Inner Slave: Handling the Challenging People in Your Life
The bully at school
by Jason Roth
Pull your pants down, insert your lunch money between your buttocks, and bend over until you've done your duty. When you see the bully picking on someone else, seize the moment by standing behind him and joining in, but only if it looks like the kid getting picked on isn't one of those fucking maniacs who keeps a list of everybody who's ever wronged him and comes back to hunt you down with semiautomatic weapons and homemade gasoline bombs.
Remember, you only want to team up with a bully if it means you live to see another day of groveling without risk to you. Screw all those pussies who don't know how to kiss ass, they deserve to be pummeled. You've got your own hide to worry about.
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