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Ready-to-Use Office Birthday Card Messages  (8/16/06)

Six Ways to Handle Bad Customer Service  (6/15/06)

40 Ways to Get Yourself Out of a Slump  (4/2/06)

Offensive Costumes for Kids  (10/31/05)

Improving Your Sex Life with Statistics  (4/8/03)

Anti-Terrorist Drinking Games  (11/3/01)

Planning an Altruist-Themed Birthday Party  (2/20/01)

10 Ways to Be a Generous Asshole  (1/16/01)

How to Speak Southern: The Southern Man's Lexicon  (1/4/01)

Misguided Food Marketing Techniques  (12/30/00)

A Few Ways to Amuse Yourself with a Homeless Person  (12/15/00)

10 Ways To Rationalize Your Lust to Destroy Microsoft  (7/5/00)

Pornographic Emoticons (a.k.a. Smilies)  (6/2/00)

How to Become an Insane Psycho-Christian Parent in Just Seven Easy Steps  (4/3/00)

How to Operate a Microwave Oven Without Causing Bodily Injury or Death  (3/5/00)