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10 Ways to Be a Generous Asshole

by Jason Roth

• Send a complimentary Playboy subscription to the head office of the National Organization for Women.

• Donate a carton of Gummi Bears to the American Diabetes Association.

• Fill up a Police Benevolence Association clothing drop-off box with vintage Nazi military uniforms.

• Start an emergency medicine clinic that that requests no compensation other than a nude photo of the patient's child.

• Set up a starving village in Zimbabwe with a lifetime of discounted cable TV access.

• Turn a four-star restaurant into a soup kitchen for the homeless, retaining both the quality of the food and the dress code.

• Initiate your own volunteer campaign to improve AARP membership rates by contacting insecure middle-aged women.

• Hand out free hot coffee to marathon runners. *

• Give away free breast implant surgery to the woman most willing to publicly degrade herself. *

• Donate a signed blank check to charity. Laugh at them when they fill in the amount, telling them that you would have given them much more. *

* Guess what the last three items are references to and win a mystery prize guaranteed to be valued at nothing.