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Anti-Terrorist Drinking Games

Nuke the Fuckers

by Jason Roth

This game can be played with any standard dart board and map of the Middle East. Tape the map of the Middle East over the dartboard, and fire away. Players alternate launching warheads.

Targets must be called first, and with every successful hit, a player can make another player drink. It takes three hits to completely wipe a given country off the map. When a country is destroyed, players may not waste more warheads on the country, or else pay a one-sip penalty. Other one-sip penalties must be paid for each missile that completely misses a Middle-Eastern nation.

Accidentally nuking Israel will also cost you one sip of beer. Completely obliterating it (i.e. landing the third warhead) requires you to finish your beer.

Accidentally nuking China is permitted, but only if you hit it again on your next shot. Otherwise, finish that beer, General!

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