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Planning an Altruist-Themed Birthday Party
by Jason Roth
A birthday party is a great time to start educating your child about the importance of self sacrifice. After all, a birthday party is a selfish occasion. What in God's name does pin the tail on the donkey teach you about giving up everything that's important to you?
As adults, we've learned that eating cake, receiving presents, and playing party games doesn't do squat for the needy or less fortunate of the world. But with all those children alone at your house, what could be a better opportunity to start your child and your child's friends on the road to maturity?
Grab your party hats everyone - it's time for an altruist-themed birthday party!
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