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Classifieds #4
by Aaron Kendall
- Me want woman. Woman good. Me want woman.
- Powerful Western country looking to employ "help" to get money back from slacker third-world country. Break legs if necessary.
- Exercise enthusiast wants gym where guys in guys' locker room do not feel the need to parade their hairy asses around for all to observe.
- For rent: apartment near fish store. Has adequate price but much space. Has heavy stench inside, though, due to being the location of my last victim's rotting corpse.
- Demanding that whoever took my copy of Big Trouble in Little China to return it to me pronto. Bastards.
- SWF seeking Western European male who doesn't fit the description of being "a big pussy".
- Kansas resident seeks minister who can talk to God on behalf of Kansas and can tell him to stop sending these tornadoes to kill us.
- SWM seeks anyone who will share drugs. Desires to learn how everyone else finds Julia Roberts to be so attractive.
- Citizen of China needs crarification on what exactly is "freedom". Heard a lot about it.
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