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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for October 31, 2001

40" Ballistic Wheeled Duffel

We've scoured the world for the ideal trick or treating bag, and behold, we've found it.

If mom hands you one of those plastic jack 'o lanterns, with its puny candy capacity, tell her to shove it. This is the bag you need. Sure, it's made to hold two-weeks of clothing, tents, sleeping bags, and probably a whole goddamn whitewater raft, but that's all in the off-season. This bag's real talent is for carrying candy in October.

Now, you might be concerned about neighbors becoming a tad skeptical upon seeing Frankenstein cart this 17-pound, 10,000 cubic-inch monster up the driveway, just before politely growling "trick or treat". Don't fret. We have a solution.

There's plenty of room for a perfect likeness of Igor. Get out the house paint.

Check out 40" Ballistic Wheeled Duffel

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