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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for March 9, 2001

Colman's Mustard

Colman's Mustard, though popular in England, isn't well known in the U.S. It's really too bad, because Colman's Mustard is one of the few British products that doesn't induce vomiting when swallowed.

Truthfully, that's an understatement. Colman's is actually the best mustard in the known universe. Even if you're not a fan of mustard in general, it's worth trying.

So what makes it so good? It's hard to say. All one really tastes is the flavor of mustard seed, so maybe it's the fact that it tastes so pure. As regular readers of Save the Humans know, we're by no means against the synthetic, but we're at least willing to admit that when it comes to mustard, a minimum of 18-letter words on the ingredients list is often a good thing.

Hmm... Colman's does contain Titanium Dioxide. Maybe that's the secret. Wonder how ketchup with aluminum would taste?

Anyway, check out this unofficial website. It has mustardloads of recipes, a FAQ, and the typical crap you'd expect. Or go to the official site and read about the mustard or buy some.

Check out the official Colman's Mustard site.

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