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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for March 30, 2001

Extreme Glow

Extreme Glow is your glow-in-the-dark superstore. Glow-in-the-dark stuff pretty much epitomizes what the Self Gratification of the Day Award is all about. Light sticks, glow tape, and glow powder - these are all things which look cool but serve absolutely no basic human need. Except the need to enjoy yourself.

And did we mention glow-in-the-dark toilet seats? Yes, that's right, the patent-pending glow-in-the-dark toilet seat. (This company had a contest to come up with the product's name, and decided on "Go In The Dark". Personally, I prefer some of the other entries listed on their site, like "Aurora Bowlealis", "The Neon Pee-On", and "The Full Moon".)

Glow-in-the-dark stuff rules. Why not pick up some glow sticks, glow golf balls, glowing water bottle "glowsters" (for you ecstasy and/or rave fans), or just a few cans of glow powder?

Now, I don't know if glow powder is non-toxic or not, but when combined with food, it might make a very good addition to your glow-in-the-dark toilet seat...

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