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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for March 19, 2001

The Mega Pop

Two pounds of pure pop, that's what this is. Yet another award-winner from stupid.com. this lollipop has more candy than you could probably eat in a month.

But let's stop and think about the actual eating process involved here. First, you need to lick, lick, lick, lick, lick. Then, you wrap up the pop for later. And then you start licking again.

Now isn't that a little disgusting? After you basically paint this giant candy ball with your own saliva, you have to lick through it in order to get back to the candy.

We think the only real way to eat this lollipop is to do it all at one sitting.

Good licking.

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