FortuneCookiesOnline.com
Who would have thought "America's favorite fortune cookie company" would be FortuneCookiesOnline.com? Well, that's what today's award-winning site says, so it has to be true.
I'll tell you, I didn't much give a damn about this company before going to their site, but they're starting to grow on me. With 9 colors and 15 flavors of fortune cookie, you'll never need to fly that surveillance plane to China again.
And check this out: you can even write your own fortunes. (I love this part: they fax back your messages in a "professional fortune cookie layout" so you can sign off on the goddamn proof!)
Are you in the mood for a green cappuccino-flavored fortune cookie with a fortune that predicts average to great sex? I know I am.
As long as your message is under 22 words, you're ok. But if you're out of ideas, here's a quick one I just wrote up and I'll let you have it at no charge:
"You are evil and hated by everyone. Even other evil people hate you. You will die very soon."
These guys also have giant-sized fortune cookies. Unfortunately the minimum order is 10 at $14.95 each, but it sounds like they're willing to stuff them with anything you want. There's definitely fun to be had with those.
And one more thing: Don't forget to add "in bed" after reading your fortune!
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