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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award
For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.
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The Winner for June 15, 2001
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The Testicle Recipe Page
From Butterflied Turkey Nuts to Goat Testicle Stew, this page meets all your balls-related gourmet needs.
Now, you might be wondering: "Will the testicle recipe page tell me how to make Rocky Mountain Oysters?" Well, the answer is:
"Of course, you fucking moron. What kind of testicle recipe page wouldn't have rocky mountain oysters? Do you really think a testicle recipe page could even get FDA approval without rocky mountain oysters?" You are one stupid bastard.
Maybe you can fry up your cat or dog's testicles with shallots and olive oil on the way back from the vet. Just remember to give them a set of neuticles.
Check out The Testicle Recipe Page
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