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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award
For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for July 9, 2001

The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site

Any site dedicated to candy already gets bonus points as far as we're concerned. But a site dedicated to candy which is inedible is a damn no-brainer. Get out the Self-Gratification trophy, we have a winner.

Mark and Ben scoured the Earth for candy like Pico, Double Zout, Fizzy Milk, and Fruit Salted Plum Suckers. And the most commendable thing of all, is that they had the proverbial Cajetas to eat this crap.

Part of the renowned (if incomprehensible) web network, the Portal of Evil, The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site satisfies any bored web surfer's ultimate dream: to hear stories about eating bad candy.

Yes, dreams do come true.

Check out The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site

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