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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for January 8, 2001

The Virgin Mary Dildo

Made of high-quality silicone, the Virgin Mary dildo from Divine Interventions is sure to liberate and/or lubricate your soul. Also available is "Jackhammer Jesus" crucifix dildo and the Baby Jesus butt plug, with glow-in-the-dark dildos, well... coming soon.

But you can't beat Mary. As the Divine Interventions site says:

"Virgin Mary, like most smart women, knows there is a Second Coming.
And a Third.
And a Fourth."

Turning a centuries-old system of guilt and self-sacrifice into a instrument of sexual pleasure? Not a problem with us.

Check out The Virgin Mary Dildo

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