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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for February 28, 2001

Seattle's Finest Exotic Meats

All that talk about frog yesterday got us hungry. Well, today's site is guaranteed to satisfy that hunger.

But before we get into that, take a look at the photo to the right. Feeling hungry yet? What if we said that was delicious rattlesnake meat? (And it's available for only $34.95 per pound.)

Ok, now that we have your attention (and you're done cleaning the puke off of your lap), let's talk about Seattle's Finest Exotic Meats. This site's products are to roadkill what... um, actually that metaphor won't really work because the site's products are roadkill. And you can order all of them. And eat them.

Here's just a sampling: kangaroo, grouse, reindeer, turtle, cobra, alligator, bear, emu, and goose. Jesus Christ, we didn't even know you could eat cobra.

This is no joke. You can order all this stuff, and dammit, what could be a better gift than the Grand Reptile Feast? This site has to be one of the best. Bookmark it now.

Check out Seattle's Finest Exotic Meats

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