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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for February 16, 2001

Ben & Jerry's 2-Twisted! Ice Cream

Yeah, we know. Ben and Jerry are a bunch of hippy bastards. However:

  • They make great ice cream
  • They're a bunch of complete sell-outs!

And not only that, but 2-Twisted! ice cream would deserve some kind of award even if Karl Marx himself invented it. These flavors of ice cream are combinations of their other popular flavors.

For example, you might be familiar with their "New York Super Fudge Chunk" ice cream. But check this out: "Everything but the..." ice cream (yes, that's the complete name) contains not only New York Super Fudge Chunk, but also Peanut Butter Cup and Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch.

Half Baked (hmm, now why would they choose a name like that?) contains both Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

You'd be lucky to get vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry in a place like Cuba. Thank God these commies are living in a semi-capitalist country.

Check out the other flavors of Ben & Jerry's 2-Twisted! Ice Cream

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