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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for December 11, 2001

Mattel Classic Football

The classic game is back. Who can forget the fierce battles between dots of red light that left scores of "football players" injured on the playing field?

I've played this game recently, and it's still fun. And I guarantee the touchdown music will make you smile.

In addition to being a great way to waste money on yourself, this game also makes a great gift for parents who want to force their children to enjoy the same things they did as kids, as yet another opportunity to live through their children.

Go get 'em, you retro bastards.

Check out Mattel Classic Football

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