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Top 10 Actual Yahoo! Personals Quotes from NYC Men on November 5, 2002
(and yes, these are real)
by Jason Roth
- If I ain't teasing you, bustin' on something, or othwerwise being a fool - it just isn't a night out with me!!!
- First off, My girlfriend just dumped me tonight. I knew we where not right together, but it still suck to get dumped
- A man non-smoke,drink and gamble- It's me, but I'm hot for love.
- I first started out posting my ad to hopefully find new friends ... but I guess this online crap is a total joke.
- I can crush large blocks of butter with my bare hands.
- What makes me so special, eh? *shrug* Nothing. I'm me.
- I make enimies right at the entrance of any scene. People hate me and I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
- Hi, I'm a professional, well manner man.
- I FIND IT FUNNY PUTTING MY AD IN HERE. BUT SINCE I AM ALWAYS OPEN TO NEW EXPIRIENCES, MINE AS WELL TRY IT.
- I care about people, especially children, which is the main reson why I teach.
Now, do you think any of the men who wrote the above quotes could compete with this?
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