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Top 10 Rejected City Slogans
by Jason Roth
- New Orleans
The city that really kicks ass. (But unfortunately also smells like it.)
- Montreal
The most pretension, socialist politics, and annoying French accents you can get this side of the Atlantic.
- Bombay
The land of untold riches and leprosy.
- Cairo
Sit back, eat a pita, and see some of the most beautiful monuments to slavery in existence.
- Orlando
The poor man's Las Vegas.
- San Francisco
I left my HIV-positive test results in San Francisco.
- London
Bitter: it's more than our beer. It's a way of life.
- Moscow
The fine line between Happy Meals and gulags.
- Rio de Janeiro
On our beaches and in our churches: worshipping flabby, loincloth-covered asses 365 days a year.
- Atlanta
The city that never wakes.
Read Rejected City Slogans, Part 2
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