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119 People (or Groups of People) Some Guy Named Ben Really Hates
(in Alphabetical Order)

by Some guy named Ben

• Alanis Morisette

• Alec Baldwin

• Anarchists

• Angelina Jolie

• Ani DiFranco

• Anti-Globalization protestors

• Arrogant Brits

• Aspiring actresses

• "Azns" (not Asians, "Azns)

• Beastie Boys

• Bono

• Chipper people

• Calista Flockhart

• Camgirls

• Candice Bergen

• Carrot Top

• Catherine O'Hara

• Che Guevera

• Chumbawamba

• Coby Dick

• Communists

• Cultists

• Damon Albarn

• Dan Rather

• Dental Assistants

• Dentists

• Dustin Diamond

• Eddie Vedder

• Elves

• Eminem

• Entertainment reporters

• European aristocrats

• Fieldy

• France

• Frenchmen

• Fundamentalists

• Gangstas

• Gary Glitter

• Ginas

• Ginos

• Girls wearing ties

• Girls with web diaries

• Goths

• Hateful people

• Hopeless romantics

• Hypocrites

• Idiots

• Jar Jar Binks

• Jennifer Gray

• Jessica Simpson

• Joan Allen

• Joan Rivers

• Julia Stiles

• Junkies

• Justin Timberlake

• Kathie Lee Gifford

• k.d. lang

• Kim Gordon

• Lisa Marie Presley

• Louis Farrakhan

• Mariah Carey

• Marlon Wayans

• Marshall Mathers

• Marxists

• Melissa Rivers

• Michael Moore

• Miss Cleo

• Mr. Clean

• Natasha Lyonne

• Noam Chomsky

• Occultists

• Overconfident people

• Pacifists

• Paula Poundstone

• Peaceniks

• People who say "amusing" out loud

• People who say "I heart" something

• People who try to conform

• People who try to be different

• people who type in all lower case

• People who wear cowboy hats

• P.E.T.A.

• Poseurs

• Punks

• Racists

• Radicals

• Ralph Nader

• Ravers

• "Riot-grrrls"

• Rosie O'Donnell

• Sally Jessy Raphael

• Sally Struthers

• Sandra Bernhard

• Sarah Polley

• Scientologists

• Self-proclaimed Geeks

• Self-righteous Vegetarians

• Serial killers

• Sex Pistols

• Shock rockers

• Slim Shady

• Strangers

• Teenagers, but Teenage Girls especially

• Televangelists

• Terrorists

• Thieves

• Thirteen-year olds

• Thom Yorke

• Thugs

• Tre Cool

• Treehuggers

• Trix Rabbit

• Uncle Kracker

• Vampires

• Vampiresses

• White girls with cornrows

• "Womyn"

• Yoko Ono

• Zach de la Rocha