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Top 10 Reasons to Appease Saddam Hussein
by Jason Roth
- We need his oil. He needs our cheese.
- I get all warm and fuzzy whenever I think about those kids who get tortured in front of their parents.
- There's plenty of New York City skyscrapers that haven't been wasted yet.
- A war with Iraq will divert our full attention from appeasing North Korea.
- There's no smoking gun. (I.e. smoldering American city.)
- Thousands will die from American bombs instead of the Hollywood-approved method of Iraqi-supported terrorism.
- It's immoral for a nation to defend itself against terrorism without the explicit approval of terrorist nations in U.N. Security Council.
- The Germans are all for it. And who knows more about appeasing anti-Semitic dictators than them?
- The Muslim world will hate us, whereas now they only blow us kisses with hijacked airplanes.
- Pre-emptive war isn't justified until you see the mushroom cloud.
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