"Oh, he's pro abortion!"
"He is?"
"And for capital punishment... Oh, what was that movie? You know, the one about that guy and the nun?"
"I don't know, but did you hear about that guy who raped and murdered the family of fifteen? It was on TV yesterday. He cut off all their limbs and kept them in a big pile down in his basement. That story always makes me think of that guy with those really long fingernails, you know, the guy with the world's record?"
"God, I hate guys with long fingernails. It's so disgusting. That reminds me of this dream I had about the AIDS quilt. Don't ask me why. You know, the one with a different patch for every AIDS victim? You should see it, it's really pretty. If I had AIDS, I'd take a trip around the entire world."
"No way. I hate France, those people are so rude. You know, my cousin Pierre has AIDS. He's so funny. I keep telling him he needs a makeover, but he insists on keeping those ugly sideburns. I can't stand sideburns!"
"This chicken is burned! How's your salad?"
