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Obituaries Cut from the New York Times

by Jason Roth

You know, the New York Times can be really stuffy. They'll cut an obit just for being honest. All of the obituaries below were cut before they ever saw the light of day.

We must demand that the Times be boycotted until every single one of these obituaries is printed as written. Swears and all.

Rusty

Mrs. Margaret Williker

Mr. Arlington Smyth

Mr. Fernando Wa

Nefron Dolittle

                

 
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