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The Pros and Cons of Being a Teenage Superhero  (12/27/02)

Last Lines of Novels You Don't Want to Read  (1/13/02)

A Shot is Born  A Recipe for the 2001 New Year's Eve Shot  (1/1/02)

Obituaries Cut from the New York Times   (7/13/01)

Two More Post-Casey-Martin Supreme-Court-Endorsed Athletes   (6/15/01)

The Pros and Cons of Being Mexican   (5/8/01)

The Longwinded Funeral Story   (4/20/01)

Savethehumans.com Wireless!   (2/5/01) Now you can access this site on your cell phone!

Acme Paint Manufacturers Frequently Asked Questions   (1/7/01)

The David Letterman Top 10 List Showdown  This section has been trashed like a feminist textbook on film theory. Letterman's list topics were just not stimulating enough. For four short weeks, we took one of Letterman's top 10 list topics from the previous week, and did our own version of the list. (10/7/00)

Failed Product Promotions  (7/5/00)

The Greeting Cards Hallmark Rejected 2  (5/3/00)

The Greeting Cards Hallmark Rejected 1  (4/3/00)

Secretaries at Lunch  (2/1/00)