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The Greeting Cards
Hallmark Rejected 2
by Jason Roth
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Have yourself a merry little Kwanza.
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It sure beats real African customs like female genital mutilation, inter-tribal warware, and cannibalism!
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Sorry about your accident,
But it could have been worse...
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It could have been me!
Get well soon.
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Have you noticed that the older you get, the more the years start to seem like months?
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Actually, those are months. Your memory is getting so bad you can't tell the difference.
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This Christmas, I made a donation in your name.
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It was a sperm donation. Your wife collected.
Merry Christmas.
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Have yourself a Christ-free Christmas.
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Merry mas.
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