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The Greeting Cards
Hallmark Rejected 2
by Jason Roth
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This card folds into an Instant Sex Toy!
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As you can see, I unfolded it again before giving it to you.
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Wishing you a happy birthday on behalf of the USCMA.
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The United States Candle Manufacturers Association thanks you for your continuing support.
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Expect a big box for your birthday this year.
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The way you've been eating, you'll be lucky if you even fit in the coffin.
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This year for your birthday, I'm giving you a romantic candle-lit dinner, a beautiful night at the symphony, and an intimate dance under the stars.
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And best of all, you get to fuck me afterwards!
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