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The Greeting Cards
Hallmark Rejected
by Jason Roth
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(front)
Losing you is like losing part of myself.
(inside)
If that part was some kind of deformed, extra limb protruding from my forehead and prohibiting me from making friends, getting a job, and getting up the courage to even look at myself in the mirror.
Good-bye, and good riddance.
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(front)
This card is 100% recycled.
(inside)
I won't tell you out of what, but you might want to wash your hands.
Happy Birthday.
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(front)
You know why the people in the St. Valentine's Day Massacre were so lucky?
(inside)
They didn't have to spend the day with you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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