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Top Ten Signs You've Had A Lame Summer
September 4, 2000
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The Letterman Version:
- Instead of sunburn, you have large red mark where you accidentally leaned against stove
- Your only summer fling was kissing grandma during visit
- That "Alan Keyes in 2000" tattoo
- Only fireworks you saw were when your Firestone tires blew up on the highway
- You just woke up with a vicious hangover and a "Happy New Year" hat
- Your big summer trip -- when the guards let you out of solitary for a smoke
- Went on a trip to West Nile and caught the New York virus
- Only time you saw sunshine was when "Survivor" was on
- Your phone number is one digit off from the Firestone recall hotline
- You're a pro golfer and your name ain't "Tiger"
(You can also visit this list's page on the CBS web site.)
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