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Top Ten Signs Your Kid's School Is Too Crowded
August 25, 2000
 See our version of this list.
The Letterman Version:
- Kid comes home happy saying, "I got to ride inside the bus today!"
- Principal sends warning -- he's not skipping class enough
- Teacher needs a U-Haul to bring home the book reports
- Losing 60 to 70 kids on class trip is considered "successful"
- School play is "The Ten Commandments"--there are enough kids to play all 100,000 Hebrews
- Class photo taken using government weather satellite
- The teacher calls out, "Gus Van Rauschenbach" and 17 kids say, "Here"
- Last spring's school bake sale brought in one and a quarter million
- There's a waiting list to get your ass kicked by the school bully
- The kids actually outnumber the rats
(You can also visit this list's page on the CBS web site.)
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