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Top Ten Rejected Gore/Lieberman Campaign Slogans
September 14, 2000
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The Letterman Version:
- "Vote For Me Or I'll Come To Your Home And Explain My 191-Page Economic Plan To You In Excruciating Detail"
- "Remember, America: I Gave You The Internet, And I Can Take It Away. Think About It"
- "Your Vote Automatically Enters You In Drawing For The 123 Billion-Dollar Budget Surplus"
- "With Lieberman On The Ticket, You Get All Kinds Of Fun New Days Off"
- "We Know When The Microphone Is On"
- "Vote For Me, And I Will Take Whatever Steps Necessary To Outlaw The Term, 'Whazzzup!'"
- "Gore/Lieberman -- You Don't Have To Worry About Pork Barrel Politics"
- "You'll Thank Us In Four Years When The Escalator To The Moon Is Finished"
- "If I Can Handle Letterman, I Can Handle Saddam Hussein"
- "I'll Be Twice As Cool As That President Guy On 'The West Wing'"
(You can also visit this list's page on the CBS web site.)
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