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Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Beach
September 22, 2000
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The Letterman Version:
- Everyone's competing for the same few feet of space among the rotting whale carcasses
- Guy with metal detector keeps finding 55-gallon drums of medical waste
- It's exactly like the first half hour of "Saving Private Ryan"
- Raftful of Cubans land, look around, paddle back out to sea
- David Hasselhoff gives you mouth-to-mouth and you're not drowning
- Sign for restrooms points to ocean
- It's called "Stinky Beach"
- Your kids give up on seashells -- start collecting used Band-Aids
- Beach is full of guys like that naked fat guy on Survivor
- It's bring-your-own-sand
(You can also visit this list's page on the CBS web site.)
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