Subject: fwd: Do you like money?
Do you like money?
Do you want to make a lot of it?
Do you want to have so much money that you could afford to buy things that are completely unnecessary to living your life, like, for example, several gallons of honey, not so much because you like honey, but more specifically because you have so much money that you don't know what to do with it other than to spend it on things you don't need, like honey?
Do you want to cover yourself in honey, roll in a big pile of money, then run down the street yelling: "I have so much money that I can afford to run down the street covered in honey, which would be a wasteful use of money in itself, but I'm also covered in money so I must have so much money that I could afford to do something like this"?
Do you want to have so much money that you could afford a private tutor with expertise in the field of grammar who could help you improve the efficiency of the sentences you like to put forth to describe ludicrous scenarios about having a great deal of money so that your sentences adequately convey your fantasies about having a lot of money, but do so in a shorter, clearer, yet grammatically accurate way?
Do you want to have so much money that the grammatical accuracy of your diction comes in a distant second on your list of priorities when compared to the number one item on your priority list, namely the continued act of loving the fact that you have so much money?
Do you want to able to cross off everything on your list of priorities starting with number two and continuing onward until absolutely nothing remains on your list of priorities, except of course priority number one, simply to emphasize the fact that you are completely unconcerned with anything in your life other than the fact that you have so much money?
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