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Forward This E-mail:
Dead Children = $$$

Discovered by Jason Roth

 
Subject: fwd: Dead Children = $$$

I know, you've heard it before: e-mails that claim to pay you cash just for ordering executions in foreign countries. But don't be skeptical. This one is REAL!!!

EVERY TIME you forward this e-mail, one child will be killed somewhere in the world. And don't worry, you won't know who it is, and you'll never find out!

Every dead child's body will be melted down and made into gruel for the homeless! And you know what the best part is? You'll be paid ONE DOLLAR FOR EACH CHILD YOU ORDER SENTENCED TO DEATH!!!!

That's right - it's really this easy. But you might be thinking, "Oh, sure. One dollar for every dead child. How come no one's ever thought of this before? This is too good to be true."

I know it's hard to believe! I didn't believe it either! But then I tried it, and I've already made over one thousand dollars! For every person I forwarded this e-mail to, one child was killed and I was mailed a check for one dollar!

So forward this NOW!!! The more people you forward it to, the more MONEY you make!

Do it fast, before the children are all gone!!

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