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Rent-a-Retard!
by Aaron Kendall
Manson (a.k.a., Tazmanian Devil): Studying under
Skip, this retard is our rising star. Even though he
has yet to learn the art of pity, he has an uncanny
talent for scaring the living shit out of his victims.
Prone to violent episodes and throwing outrageous
tantrums, Manson has been known on occasion to maim
some of his victims, which usually does not render any
cash. However, his aggression touches on both fear and pity within the victim,
resulting in money being thrown at him as they run
screaming. It never fails.
Go to:
- Skip
- Twiddle Dumb
- Manson (a.k.a., Tazmanian Devil)
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