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Rent-a-Retard!
by Aaron Kendall
Twiddle Dumb: Unlike Skip, this new edition to
our employee body does not possess a great deal of
talent. However, his endearing cute antics, like
eating his own feces, will cause crowds to gather and
cheer. Our experts have noted that immediately upon laughing, more than 80% of the
people in the crowd feel guilty, guaranteeing donations in order to make up
for the laughter. However, since Twiddle Dumb has less
experience, he has yet to break his habit of eating
some of the money that he gathers. In some
cases, eating the money only leads to more money, as
people seem to really enjoy/feel bad about that part of
his show.
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