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Rent-a-Retard!
by Aaron Kendall
Skip: After being used by hundreds of
organizations over the past five years, we have come
to rely on Skip as our leader in charity activities.
Advancing in his profession by attending our elite
classes over the past two years, Skip has learned one new technique which leaves his victims helpless:
he sings to them. After listening to his tone deaf
voice sing a Mariah Carey song, he typically causes
weeping and distress wherever he goes, guaranteeing
tons of money for your organization.
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