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Creative Recipes for the Socially-Conscious Cannibal
by Jason Roth
Recycling Corporation Executive Meatloaf with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
- Ask your butcher to grind up one CEO or board member from any recycling corporation with a government contract. (Expensive three-piece Italian suit and all.)
- Chop up two medium-sized onions which will never be replaced due to unsustainable development and the finite nature of our natural resources.
- In a large bowl, hand-mix the chopped onions into the ground recycling corporation executive.
- Add ketchup, red wine, and sweat from the forehead of a janitor who must be paid to carry out a legitimate company's discarded cans and bottles for pick-up by the neo-fascist recycling corporation.
- Serve with mashed potatoes and gravy, and garnish with one acre's worth of Amazon Rainforest parsley.
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