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Creative Recipes for the Socially-Conscious Cannibal
by Jason Roth
Blackened Left-Wing Alternative Rock Musician with Scalloped Potatoes
- Carefully remove the dreadlocks from one scrawny, sneering, alternative-rock musician.
- Gag with several layers of fiber-strengthened packing tape and tenderize liberally with a mallet.
- Place in a large casserole dish, along side one live black "victim" of "police brutality" freshly rescued from death row.
- Garnish with a blunt-weapon medley, and lock in a large, wood burning oven.
- As much fun to watch as popcorn, this authentic Cajun dish will snap, crackle, and pop right up until serving time!
- When the ex-musician's brain fluids are clear, remove from oven.
- Discard black criminal in much the same way you would discard a pop-up poultry thermometer.
- Serve with scalloped potatoes and beer imported from a third-world sweat shop.
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