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Creative Recipes for the Socially-Conscious Cannibal
by Jason Roth
Baked Feminist Head with White Wine and Country Vegetables
- Sever the head of one rich, white feminist, and cover with parchment paper. (Available at your local cooking store.)
- Be sure not to hold the head too close to your eyes before covering with paper, or your eyes will suffer an uncomfortable burning sensation.
- Before sealing the paper, top with white wine made by rich white males, and 3-4 cups of fresh, mixed vegetables grown by misogynist farmers.
- Be sure to cover the head completely with wine, pouring in a sweeping motion in the shape of the letters "c-u-n-t".
- Bake until brain is fully cooked (usually takes only a few minutes) or until whine is no longer evident through paper.
- If parchment paper is not readily available, you may substitute aluminum foil or a Penthouse Magazine centerfold of a dumb blond with huge tits.
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