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10 Bumper Stickers for Altruists
by Jason Roth
- Have you hugged someone you despise today?
- Honk if you think of Jesus on the cross every time you have sex.
- Give to the Poor.
(It makes you feel superior.)
- My other car is a meals-on-wheels van.
- Adopt a... poor, hungry, deformed, retarded child today.
- I'd rather be castrating a rich white man.
- Save the AIDS virus.
- Proud parent of a pregnant rape victim who refuses to get an abortion.
- Only you can prevent forest fires.
But who wants to disrupt the natural order of the universe?
- Life is like a box of chocolates.
You feel guilty if you have one.
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