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Bible Translations
Proverbs 3:5-6
by Jason Roth
"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart;
and lean not unto thine own understanding.
In all thy ways acknowledge him,
and he shall direct thy paths."
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the... Hey! You're trying to understand this, aren't you? Stop it, you bastard! Stop it!
Ok, you can keep reading. But this time stop leaning on your own understanding. Just trust with your heart... Hey! You're doing it again! For the last time, the LORD says to stop trying to understand. Just do what the LORD says, will you?
Use your heart, not your mind. Haven't you gotten the hint yet? God wants to hypnotize you, so you need to be in a zombie-like state. Ready? Ok, you are getting very sleepy. On the count of three, the LORD will direct your path by making you cluck like a chicken. One, two... Hey! You're doing it again! No goddamn thinking!
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