"Procreate harder!"
"Keep your habit on, bitch. Give the little bald man a chance, will you?"
"Jesus Christ, don't tell me you're going to give me that 40 days and 40 nights sob story?"
"Hey, when you're a professional softie, it takes time to get hard, you know what I mean?"
"I don't think Buddha himself - his fat naked ass and all - could get you going right now."
"Look, sister, don't make me go on a hunger strike. You don't want me to stop eating, do you?"
"Well, it would be nice if one of us could break some commandments tonight."
"Give me some slack, you virgin whore, it's been a while."
"Sure, I'll give you some slack. The least I can do is return the favor."
"So much for being meek and submissive."
"So how long has it been? Longer than that sorry excuse for an instrument of God, I suppose?"
"Actually, it's been forever."
"Are you trying to tell me you never beat the cow?"
