|
Page 1 2 3
Before Mommies and Daddies
A Toddler's Guide to God, Stuff, & the Fundamental Nature of the Universe
by God
(as told to Jason Roth)
The next day, God opened his eyes and there before Him was lots and lots of stuff. He had lots of fun that day. Playing with stuff was as much fun to God as playing with Play-Doh is to boys and girls. And since God didn't have a mommy or daddy, He got to make a mess without getting in trouble. After God was done playing around with stuff, the universe was a huge mess. There was stuff all over the place.
And this is the story of how stuff came into existence. To sum up, first there was nothing, and then there was something. Nothing, then something.
Now you know the story of God, Stuff, and the Fundamental Nature of the Universe. So the next time you play a video game, or eat a piece of candy, or do all sorts of things, think of the one who thought of stuff in the first place. After all, if you don't think of Him, who's going to be there to think of you?
And then where will you be?
|
