Responses:
Name: Robert A.C.
The show will be called: "Prostitutes"
It will profile the journey of young girls and boys of around (16-17) who hope to become prostitues when they turn 18. The show will follow the journey of weeding out the ugly ones, and will proceed to teach them tricks of the trade. The world-wide winner gets a place in an upmarket brothel in Holywood servicing the stars.
11/25/01 00:35:53
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Name: Michelle
E-mail: mdt24601@hotmail.com
Website: www.geocities.com/unitedapricot
Television networks attempt to entice net junkies back to the good ol' boob tube with a new twist on reality TV. Based on the online webcams which allow visitors to view webmasters sitting at their computers, "CouchCam" and similar shows present real people filmed while staring at their televisions in their daily lives. Stripping for the camera is unofficially encouraged, but offensive body parts will be blurred in the interests of decency.
07/24/00 02:31:29
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Name: Socrates
"The Human Condition" - A wonderfull new show that explores the human condition in a unique new way. Scripts are not written by writers, but by a massive new form of internet polls where each new word is formed by viewers! This reviewer found this show's debut new and refresing. The character Lele's constant use of swear words made this reviewer laugh hysterically, although it did detract from her starting point as an asian-crossdressing-lesbian-hooker. But the non sentence structure that took over the character Jonny, the hunky looking white guy, truely showed how deep this show's meaning could go in exploring "The Human Condition". His final words of the show "toilet cookie chocolate" were ageless. Senseless, touching, unintelligable, funny, but allways irreverant, this show shows us all what truely worthless pretentious snobs we are, and that's why it's a real must see.
09/06/00 10:06:12
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Name: Thom
E-mail: ThomBrogan@hotmail.com
Blame the Victim!
A broadcast based on the earlier phenomenon of holding rape victims accountable for their attackers' actions. First, all victims must be white, conservative, and financially well-off. Second, their attackers must suffer from poverty, low self-esteem, or resent the lack of inclusion afforded by the Republican party. And finally, a Ricki Lake audience-like group of people who hoot like deranged monkeys and use grammatically awful slang to imply that the victim secretly wanted to be assaulted or otherwise 'deserved' it.
Or, for a show I would want to see:
Public execution of rapists, stalkers, and killers and public dope-slapping-into-a-permanent-coma of their apologists. Funded either through pay-per-view or Coke's "Can't Beat the Real Thing" campaign.
07/18/00 09:16:41
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Name: Gorgonzola
Oh common there's a limit to how bad things are going to get. There's some things that just don't get broadcasted, like people covering their bodies in saran wrap and aluminum foil or shoving phones into dead animals or vomiting into toilets or flicking spoonfuls of semen onto innocent bystanders or making songs about their bums.
Oh wait a minute, that's the Tom Green show. I stand corrected.
Editor's Note: And he's damn funny, too. (JR)
06/08/00 05:33:21
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Name: Richard
E-mail: lordrich1@yahoo.com
Next on Fox. . . "When Enemas Go Bad!"
06/07/00 17:26:18
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Name: Rachel
E-mail: don't think so...
We can't get any lower than "Survival" and "Real World". I'm ashamed to be human sometimes - help!
06/02/00 10:47:06
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Name: M Gordon
E-mail: mgord@home.com
It will only be a matter of time before we see "Discover Philosophy", a series in which every philosopher's crazy subjectivist views are shown all in alphabetical order with a special emphasis on Emmanuel Kant, in fact the show will probably be hosted by a computerized reincarnation of Kant. Of course, when they get to the Rs, you can be certain they'll conveniently leave out Ayn Rand. just like every encyclopedia of philohophy already does.
Cheers!
05/29/00 16:02:32
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Name: Jason Hanson
E-mail: jhans2@hotmail.com
I bet someday there will be a tv show that millions of adolescent people will watch. Lets call this show "Pals" or "Buddies" or mabye "comrades" or some name like that. In this show there will be 5 main actors that will play stereotypical american adolescents in which all of the teenage viewers should base their lives upon. For example, what ever the actors eat, should be popular in real life, and whatever the actors wear should be the new fad. Wow, then the world will be whatever the media wants it to be. Wait a second....
05/25/00 23:18:21
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Name: Max
I think we'll get "The Rubberneck Channel." It'll just be straight videos of scenes of accidents, so you can watch them forever instead of just having to slow down and fuck everybody behind you over on the highway. Now you can feel sorry for people, and get the sick fulfillment that comes from watching people suffer!
05/12/00 18:12:12
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