Another e-tarded e-mail exchange, taking the crank call into the new millennium. The following is an actual e-mail exchange.
(Baring Witness is an anti-war organization that stages all-nude demonstrations in which naked bodies spell out words like "Peace". You can also read this e-mail that they sent after this crank e-mail exchange.)
To: BaringWitness.org
Subject: How Can I Help You?
Dear BaringWitness.org,
I applaud your decision to get naked for peace. There
is nothing more beautiful than the combination of the
naked human body, "unreasonable" women who want the
USA to fight terrorism without "fighting", and the
beautiful, beautiful act of speaking one's mind
without the restraints imposed upon us by the evil,
right-wing establishment known as the "Axis of Why You
Should Help Us Kill All the Muslims and Make the
Entire World Hate the United States Because We Keep
Doing Things to Make Them Hate Us".
I would love the opportunity to display my backside
for the cause of peace. However, I am not a woman. Is
it possible for a non-female individual to participate
in your cause? Please let me know how I can get
involved. Also, do you have any tips that might help
me not to get arrested when I'm flashing police
officers? Also also, thank you for the good work
you're doing. The human body, like the Iraqi regime,
is not something we should simply blow up with bombs.
Thank you.
Regards,
Jason Roth
Humanitarian
To: Jason Roth
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Absolutely. It all depends on the organizer in your area. Where are
you, by the way? And if there isn't one in your area, who better to start an
action than you??? If you let us know where, we amy be able to put you
i touch with a local group. Some of them are women-only, of course. All
the more reason to do your own!
Go for it!! All the details of how to do it are on the website
www.baringwitness.org
THanks,
Donna&Paul
To: BaringWitness.org
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Dear Ms. Donna and Paul,
I am in New Jersey, near New York City. And if you've
been following those weather reports, you know that
"baring one's buns for peace" isn't going to be easy
with all this snow, but heck, which is more important,
stopping a war against a dangerous dictator with
"weapons of mass destruction" or keeping one's pants
up? :)
Is there a dual-gender Baring Witness organization in
the New York City area? If there is, maybe I could
start one in New Jersey instead. Or, perhaps I could
start a men-only organization? (Is that allowed under
your protocols?) Alternatively, if the women's group
would allow me, I could help out but just keep my
clothes on. For example, maybe I could volunteer to be
a photographer's assistant or to keep track of
everyone's clothing while they're naked.
Of course, these are only ideas, so if there's
anything more useful I could do, please let me know. I
look forward to hearing from you!
Regards,
Jason Roth
Humanitarian
To: Jason Roth
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
OK New Jersey! We need one there. The NY organizer was Wendy Tremayne
<iam@wendypolyploidy.com> She has other actions planned, but not
necessarily the same kind. Check her website.
But yes, we need NJ! Have a good read of the How-To pages and GO FOR IT.
We do understand the difficulties of freezing weather, but you're
really only naked, if you do it naked, for a few minutes. We are about to get
a photo from Ontario, where it was 20 degrees.
Anyway, Baring Witness is open to all. It would be great if you did
multi-gender, even better if it were multi-racial. Whatever you can do.
We've noticed a positive shift in press coverage in the past couple of
weeks, but we have to keep the momentum going. We're looking for one
action in every state. So....
Let us know if you have any specific questions. We look forward to
seeing your beautiful, powerful photo!
Thank you, Jason.
Donna&Paul
To: BaringWitness.org
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Great! We're getting nude in New Jersey! Just you
wait, you clothed war mongers! You're about to get a
face full of pale, fleshy buttocks! It's time to give
new meaning to the phrase "Garden State" if you know
what I mean!
I was thinking about spelling
"Antidisestablishmentarianism" - what do you think?
Just kidding! But actually, I love your multi-ractial
idea. I don't think it would be too hard to get enough
people to spell out "Stop it, just stop it!" We could
have white people do "Stop", Native Americans and
Eskimos and some of your lighter browns do "it",
African Americans and Jamaicans do "just" (it would be
great if we could have a few dreadlocks in the letter
"t"!), Asians could take care of the second "stop",
and maybe Greeks, Italians, and people from the French
Riviera could do a nice, golden "it!" to round it all
out. What do you think? I hope it's not too ambitious!
How do you usually publicize your efforts? Do you find
that you can get enough people advertising only on the
Web, or do you have to take out newspaper and
television ads? I don't know if it's possible, but I
was wondering if maybe I got A LOT of people, we could
even do one of those 3-D images. You know, like on
first glance, you'd only see a bunch of naked men and
women, but if you look really hard, you'd see a 3-D
image of Ari Fleischer? Oh, I don't know, maybe I'll
just keep it simple.
There's a beautiful mountain here in New Jersey which
I bet would be a perfect location. And now, with all
the snow, we could be a bunch of proverbial "snow
angels"! What could be more beautiful than snow angels
fluttering around an atmosphere of hate and
extinguishing the very flame of evil with their naked,
multicolored bodies, helping to bring to an end, with
their brethren and sistren (or whatever the "sister"
version of "brethren" is) around the globe!
I can't wait to get started! There are plenty of
community colleges nearby where I'm sure I could
recruit some liberal-minded folks! (I bet frat boys
would get naked in a second if I chip in for a few
cases!) I've found that community college students
generally don't care as much about protesting the war
because they're too concerned about their so-called
"careers" and having the US military defend their
"freedoms" and stopping "terrorism" from happening
again. But still, there's gotta be somebody around
here who wants to get involved.
What do you think?
Jason
To: BaringWitness.org
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Ms. Donna,
I haven't heard from you, so I just wanted to make
sure you got my last message. I'm really ready to the
whole "snow angel" thing, so I'm looking forward to
your feedback.
Regards,
Jason
To: Jason Roth
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Sorry Jason, it's crazy here at Media Central.
To get people together, teh sim[lest way is to phone/email your friends
and have each of them phone/email 3-5 of their friends, and so it
builds. we've never had troubel gettng women to join in. Men may
actually be more difficult. Anyway, it seems to work. If you publicize,
you will get a lot of press attention, which gets tricky to handle, if
the participants are at all shy. You have to protect them.
Read the How_to page on the website, it really explains everything,
model releases, photographer agreements, setting up, etc.
Let us know if you have specific questions that aren't answered there.
Looking forward to seeing a NJ photo!
Go for it!
Donna&Paul
To: BaringWitness.org
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Ms. Donna,
We did it! And just in time, before the snow started
melting! I scanned the photo so I hope it came through
ok. Let me know what you think!
[click here to see the "photo" that was attached]
Originally, we we're going to spell "Just say no!",
but we didn't have enough people for the "Just". (I
thought that would have been a great satire on that
old Nancy Reagan line about drugs.) Also, we decided
not to include the exclamation point at the last
minute, even though we could have had enough people if
we rearranged things a little. The problem was that no
matter how well we did the dot in the exclamation
point, it kept looking like "SAY NOI", and we didn't
want anyone to think we were demonstrating for the
Nation of Islam.
Anyway, let me know what you think!
-Jason
To: Jason Roth
Subject: Re: How Can I Help You?
Great, Jason. THanks
P&D