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Crank Calls in RealAudio  

The crank calls from Jason Roth's college days have been released from the vault. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent.

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Construction Accident (3/9/01) Listen now! You can also download the file to disk (2.3 MB) Though it's difficult to hear the guy on the other end of the phone, this is one of the best. This is the only crank call that digresses from one crank call into another crank call. (Listen and you'll see what we mean.)

A Ninja Kicks Below the Belt (11/5/00) Listen now! You can also download the file to disk (5.6 MB) A lawyer with 20 years of experience advises on his most difficult case of all: a drunk naked man who fell off an unmoving motorcycle and crushed his left testicle. You'll never believe what the lawyer says at the end of this one...

Drunk Driving (8/7/00) Listen now! You can also download the file to disk (2.5 MB) This call was influenced by the Jerky Boys, the masters of the crank phone call. (At the time this call was recorded, the first Jerky Boys tape was being passed around even before the official album came out.) Jason asks a lawyer how to go about pressing charges against a little girl he claims he ran over while drunk.

Broken Glass Tube in Penis (7/5/00) Listen now! You can also download the file to disk (2.5 MB) A lawyer is called for advice on handling a medical malpractice suit with a less-than-satisfactory urologist.

Face on the Wall (6/2/00) Listen now! You can also download the file to disk (2.8 MB) Jason asks a therapist for help with his hallucination problem, in the hopes that the damn mouth will stop showing up on the wall.

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